Post by Nootau on Sept 30, 2007 11:29:48 GMT -5
1. Go. Read the rules. Now. Don't even think about continuing without reading them again. Thsi better be a second or third time. They're important!
2. Now, pick out 6 of the rules and write them here in your own words. Doesn't have to be long.
3. Next, pinch yourself. If you want this job, do it. Make it hurt a little. But don't damage yourself. You're precious merchandise. Really. Do it. If you don't, I'll know. I'll KNOW.
4. Now, put in the wolf smiley that shows what you'll look like if you don't get the job. It has to be one of the WOLF ones. You have to know how to do it.
5. Now look up a picture of a wolf. BE the wolf. See, to be staff, you have to keep in mind what is neccessary for a wolf rp to not corrupt and twist up the life of a real wolf. You have to understand it.
6. Wait a second. Have you even started rping yet? I have to see some of your rping done here regularly. I mean gee gosh0ums, how can you possibly be staff if you're a dead?
7. Now fill out the form below. What form/ GEE GOSH. There is none. Guess what? I'm making it later. That's right. I'm just letting you know what the requirements are gonna be when you do apply. No applying yet. You can't. Don't post. Wait until I put up the form. Go read the news or something. I love you.
OKAY NOW THERE'S A FORM
I'M GOING TO YELL AT YOU BECAUSE THIS IS BOOT CAMP
WHAT IS YOUR NAME FOOL?
AND WHAT IS YOUR WOLF'S NAME?
OH FUDGE WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW? YOU CAN DO RULE ENFORCING CONTROL PREY BECOME AN OWNER ADVERTIZE AND AFFILIATE OR A COMBO OR IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FUDGING SAY SO OKAY
WHY DO YOU THINK I AM USING CAPS?
SHOULD YOU BE USING CAPS BACK IF YOU WANT TO BE RESPECTFUL?
DID YOU KNOW I AM REALLY NOT USING CAPS TO INTIMIDATE YOU BUT SO THE QUESTIONS STAND OUT?
DID YOU KNOW I JUST LIED?
ARE YOU READY FOR THE REAL QUESTIONS?
HI?
WHY DO ANIMALS ROLL IS HORRIBLE SMELLY THINGS? I MEAN COME ON.
THAT'S A LIE. IT'S BECAUSE THEY HAVE GNOMES TELLING THEM TO DO IT RIGHT?
OKAY.
HWYFUIUWEFI
THANK YOU.
2. Now, pick out 6 of the rules and write them here in your own words. Doesn't have to be long.
3. Next, pinch yourself. If you want this job, do it. Make it hurt a little. But don't damage yourself. You're precious merchandise. Really. Do it. If you don't, I'll know. I'll KNOW.
4. Now, put in the wolf smiley that shows what you'll look like if you don't get the job. It has to be one of the WOLF ones. You have to know how to do it.
5. Now look up a picture of a wolf. BE the wolf. See, to be staff, you have to keep in mind what is neccessary for a wolf rp to not corrupt and twist up the life of a real wolf. You have to understand it.
6. Wait a second. Have you even started rping yet? I have to see some of your rping done here regularly. I mean gee gosh0ums, how can you possibly be staff if you're a dead?
7. Now fill out the form below. What form/ GEE GOSH. There is none. Guess what? I'm making it later. That's right. I'm just letting you know what the requirements are gonna be when you do apply. No applying yet. You can't. Don't post. Wait until I put up the form. Go read the news or something. I love you.
OKAY NOW THERE'S A FORM
I'M GOING TO YELL AT YOU BECAUSE THIS IS BOOT CAMP
WHAT IS YOUR NAME FOOL?
AND WHAT IS YOUR WOLF'S NAME?
OH FUDGE WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW? YOU CAN DO RULE ENFORCING CONTROL PREY BECOME AN OWNER ADVERTIZE AND AFFILIATE OR A COMBO OR IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FUDGING SAY SO OKAY
WHY DO YOU THINK I AM USING CAPS?
SHOULD YOU BE USING CAPS BACK IF YOU WANT TO BE RESPECTFUL?
DID YOU KNOW I AM REALLY NOT USING CAPS TO INTIMIDATE YOU BUT SO THE QUESTIONS STAND OUT?
DID YOU KNOW I JUST LIED?
ARE YOU READY FOR THE REAL QUESTIONS?
HI?
WHY DO ANIMALS ROLL IS HORRIBLE SMELLY THINGS? I MEAN COME ON.
THAT'S A LIE. IT'S BECAUSE THEY HAVE GNOMES TELLING THEM TO DO IT RIGHT?
OKAY.
HWYFUIUWEFI
THANK YOU.